These Haiku are my take on Christian and Cyrano's strange situation - in condensed form.
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Rosy
Christian:
Really kind of dull
At least when it comes to girls
Thank god he’s got looks
Look at him, poor guy
His true love thinks he’s all that
But he’s not honest
He really can’t write
Nor speak in her mere presence
Ev’n to save his life
Yet he gets the girl
Dying, he’s wet with her tears
Thinking she loves him
Cyrano
Now there’s a great guy
Who knows his hyperbole
Kind of a jerk though
He likes Christian’s girl
Proof reads his love letters too
In fact he writes them
There’s one small problem
His love thinks he’s someone else
And his nose is huge
He should just come clean
Too bad his self-esteem sucks
Cause he’d get the girl
Really kind of dull
At least when it comes to girls
Thank god he’s got looks
Look at him, poor guy
His true love thinks he’s all that
But he’s not honest
He really can’t write
Nor speak in her mere presence
Ev’n to save his life
Yet he gets the girl
Dying, he’s wet with her tears
Thinking she loves him
Cyrano
Now there’s a great guy
Who knows his hyperbole
Kind of a jerk though
He likes Christian’s girl
Proof reads his love letters too
In fact he writes them
There’s one small problem
His love thinks he’s someone else
And his nose is huge
He should just come clean
Too bad his self-esteem sucks
Cause he’d get the girl
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